Hedgerow Pesto

3mm Basil “Mum,” asked Goldilocks, “Can we have green spaghetti for tea?  We haven’t had it for ages.” “Ah!” I reply. “That is because as a result of some bizarre mischance our blender was irreversibly contaminated with engine oil.  I am naming no names, but it was definitely your father’s fault.”  The Man from Salford denies all [...]