3mm Basil
“Mum,” asked Goldilocks, “Can we have green spaghetti for tea? We haven’t had it for ages.”
“Ah!” I reply. “That is because as a result of some bizarre mischance our blender was irreversibly contaminated with engine oil. I am naming no names, but it was definitely your father’s fault.” The Man from Salford denies all knowledge of [...]